Butter-Cream Icing: .5 cup of unsalted butter 2.5 cups of confection sugar (powdered) .5 teaspoon of salt 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon of whole milk 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract .75 teaspoon of lemon juice | Cupcake Batter: 3.5 ounces of unsweetened chocolate, chopped 2 tablespoons of Dutch-processed cocoa powder 1.25 cups of boiling water 2 cups of cake flour, sifted .75 teaspoon of baking soda .5 teaspoon of baking powder .25 teaspoon of salt 1 cup (2 sticks) of unsalted butter 1.5 cups of light brown sugar 3 large eggs, at room temperature .5 cup of sour cream 2 teaspoons of pure vanilla extract |
Procedure
3. In a separate bowl(b2) combine the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt.
Arizona was definitely a promising experiment. Much like C5, experiment Arizona was meant to pray on the positive childhood memories of my victims, causing them to consume unfathomable amounts of delectable baked goods in hope of recapturing that feeling of comfort and joy now absent in their mundane and pointless existences. At first all seemed to be according to plan, but a foolish slip in the procedure proved disastrous. These supposed moist belly-busters were in fact arid duds. It seems that the act of over-processing the mixture caused an unforeseen change in the experiment’s texture and led to its unsatisfactorily dry nature. While some of my enemies did not seem to notice due to heaping amounts of the melt-in-your-mouth(rot your teeth) frosting, I could not ignore such abysmal results. Sadly this means that Arizona will not be added to my list of active weaponry, but I will be sure to return to and perfect the project in the future. Failure such as this will never happen again. This I vow!