A Humble Beginning

I've never been much of a cook. It's baffled me how things that look so good on paper could go so terribly wrong in the end, but I've realized I truly have a skill for destruction. That is, until I started baking. Forcefully kneading dough until it submits to my every will; measuring out cups upon cups of cavity-inducing sugar; throwing in unholy amounts of heart-destroying, artery-busting, buckets of butter really makes the blood boil. On this site I will be chronicling my attempts at total gastric domination. May you pray I never succeed.

ENJOY THE WOOD PANELING!